Seriously? That's It Happened Again!!

I swear this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Perhaps it's time change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has read more to be a hallucination.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• Seriously though
• This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever

See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps ask someone else for help?